Good Samaritarian with st. Peter

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever doneanything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered."Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang ofbikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, backoff, or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
St. Peter was very impressed .... "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."