Funny

# Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.

# seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

# seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

#THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces