Blond

A blonde motorist was two hours from San Diego when a man whose truck had broken down flagged her down.The man walked up to her car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next few hours here fixing my truck. My problem is I've promised to get two chimpanzees to the San Diego Zoo today. They're a bit stressed already and I don't want them stuck here in the truck for such a long time. Could you possiblytake them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of theblonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat ! belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he saw something that horrified him! There was the blonde walking down the street holding hands with thetwo chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars totake these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes I know, and I did that," said the blonde, "but we still hadmoney left over so we decided to go to the movies."