Signs !

Sign in a shopIn God we trust, all others pay cash.

Sign in a laundryWe do not tear your clothes with machinery, we do it carefully by hand.

Sign in a psychiatrist's doorAmnesia patients must pay in advance.

Sign in a road sideIf the sign is drowned in water, the road is closed for traffic.

Sticker in the back of a carIf you want to live to see 100, dont look for it in your speedometer.